Tuesday, April 15, 2014

Akutraz


The observers don’t call Akutan by name, they call it Akutraz, after Alcatraz the famous island prison.

In the small village of Akutan there are not streetlights, stop signs or roads; the main mode of transportation through the area is by foot, along a cute little wooden walkway that parallels the shore. There is one church, a cemetery, a gym, a restaurant (that may open when there’s customers), a bar(that only serves beer, no food, no spirits just beer), a library, a school, and about 10 houses. That’s it. I can imagine people get sick of it, but for now I don’t see it as a prison, I see it as another small adventure to explore.

I had the privilege of delivering to the town for a couple months now, but only recently got a chance to explore it with a few other observers. We had barely left the seafood processing plant and started walking along the little wooden walkway when the friendliest chubby black lab greeted us and decided to show us around. He had a Seahawks collar but no nametag, so we decided to guess his name. He would answer to just about anything: George, Lary, Taco, Buddy – Guess my name is probably a familiar game for him. He must have been the happiest dog in the world, everyday he wanders his town, playing in the tall grass and bubbling snowmelt streams, hanging out with anyone who walks through town. No one fences their dogs, or ties them to the house. There was a veritable pack of small dogs that roamed the village as well, but none were as friendly or charismatic as our George.

We decided to grab a bite at the restaurant, but it was closed. 1pm in the afternoon isn’t a common mealtime here apparently. Across the way from the restaurant is the cemetery, and its beautiful. It has white crosses over each grave, surrounded by a white picket fence. The whole site looks over the bay and towards the white peaked mountains of the other islands. At the far end of the wooden walkway is the library. When we walked in the library was empty, a sign asked us to remove our boots. So we wandered the one room, 4 shelved, little library in our socks.

They may not have had many books in the library but they do have a wonderful collection of town history artifacts and old photos! Akutan used to be a whaling town and then it was used as a military base during WW2. They had all kinds of photos of natives, fishermen, and whalers outside their houses, or public buildings. Some of the old fishing and whaling tools are displayed under glass. There’s a giant, rusted harpoon gun on display at the entrance of the library, Alaska is nothing if not badass. Hung on the wall, like it’s no big deal, is an otter pelt. It must be over one hundred years old (fun fact: otters were the first protected endangered animal, and one of the success stories of such types of conservation programs, they’re rampant here in Akutan Bay. I hope they choose to repopulate SoCal soon.)! Its still soft, and beautiful.

On the way back we caught up with George again! He found a ball this time and would drop it on command so we could play fetch as we walked to the community gym. Again, when we arrived the gym was empty and we were politely asked via written sign to take off our boots and wander around in our socks. The gym is one basketball court with one set of weights up stairs, and a ping-pong table on the side. Just inside there is a rack of about 20 pairs of running shoes, each labeled with their size. I guess everyone shares gym shoes, and when they grow out of them they just use the next size up? We decided to go it in our own socks. There was a rack of a few basketballs, one volleyball, and one giant kickball! I haven’t had so much fun running around playing games in my socks since I was five, I swear … And I don’t even like basketball. It was so nice to stretch my legs after the long period of no workouts.

It’s a different world up here. I hardly ever see the natives. I guess its cause they have work to do in the middle of the day, and truthfully there’s just not that many of them. Everything is just left open. Cars are left with their keys in the ignition, gyms are left open, no fences for dogs. When I asked whether they worry about theft the reply was, “Where would a thief drive a car if they stole it? Onto the boat?” – Good point.

Despite what all the observers say, Akutan is nice in its own light. I couldn’t live there by any means but, its worth seeing and experiencing as something so completely different from my normal view of life.


Monday, April 7, 2014

Musings of Cabin Fever

Sometimes I feel like a little kid at the dinner table. 
"I'm full, can I be excused from Alaska now?"

"Not until you finish a little more of your contract dear." 
"But I don't want to finish my contract, it's cold and smells funny!"

Sometimes I feel like one of those dogs that dreams of chasing rabbits and fetching sticks. You know, the ones that dream so vividly they move their legs while napping on their rug? 
Except I dream of racing triathlons, I'm sure I'm spinning my legs or at least giving a few good free-strokes every night in my bunk. 

Today was exciting! We could actually see land from our fishing site! 

Fruit is dwindling and all the veggies are gone, except the iceberg lettuce.  Last night I felt extravagant having a bushel of grapes AND and apple.  Luckily the laundry cabinet of chocolate bars never seems to run low or go bad. And neither does the thin mint ice cream, with real thin mints in it! It's amazing. I'm learning a new level of self control, far too slowly for my own good though. Come to think of it, maybe I'll go do a little "workout" with my resistance bands and a heavy book used as a weight for squats! 

You know you've been in Alaska too long when you're sick of eating snow crab. 

On the plus side I saw a Laysan Albatross today. They're probably my favorite bird up here,. They're huge! And that's coming from someone who hangs out with bald eagles all day in port, which by the way are scary and totally NOT afraid of you. The Laysan albatross look like they're wearing a massive amount of eye shadow and liner.  I'll post a photo when I get some better connection. 

That's all I can think of right now. The constant sloshing on open water turns my brain to mush after a while. I'll post again when I can! 

Thursday, March 27, 2014

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  • Total immersion in local culture 
  • Variations of unpredictable weather and waves of all sizes 
  • Living in quaint, dim, enclosed spaces 
  • Being awake long enough to necessitate 4 meals in one day 
  • Complete freedom from unwanted calls, text messages, and emails! 


While on your adventure, you will enjoy the luxurious accommodations of your very own private* stateroom. Dine at exotic locals such as the fish plant mess hall and that shack of a bar that serves only beer and overpriced peanuts!

After your satisfyingly bland meal, treat yourself to a fun-filled day of recreational activities including:

  • Wading through 4 inches of fish slurry on deck or in a flooded plant 
  • Inventing your very own creative workout routines 
  • Watching millions of mind-numbing fish roll by on a factory belt 
  • Learning every card game there is 
  • Sampling fish as they, your gear, and everything else actually freezes solid to the deck 
  • Practicing to pour the perfect cup of straight-up battery acid “coffee” 


At the end of the day wind down on a relaxing 23-hour cruise out to the middle of nowhere, bucking straight into 25-foot seas the entire time.

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Sunday, March 23, 2014

Blogging Off-road

Hello from Dutch Harbor,
 I have not forgotten you or this blog! Unfortunately I have learned that when you travel to crazy places like the Bering Sea internet is NOT a given, and I have not been able to post on the blog because of this small hang up. I only have internet on a shared computer in the plant office, so I can't sit there hogging the computer writing on the blog. I have continued to write posts on my own computer, and will put them up as soon as I have sufficient opportunity & internet speed. On the plus side, I'll be able to post appropriate photos along with the post at the same time! So this story will continue, you'll just have to experience it a few months behind me. From now I guess you could say I'm taking a step off the virtual beaten path and blogging off-road!
 Since my recent annexation to intnet-less BFE, I've been keeping a list of things about boat life that should probably bother me, but don't. I figure it's a good way to portray everyday life while remembering to appreciate how not completely horrible boat-life is all the time! It certainly has its ups (watching orcas from the office window!) and downs (having the fish freeze solid to the deck while I'm trying to sample aka work).

Without further adeau:
Things that should probably bother me about living on the Bering Sea, but really don't:
  • The cold (surprisingly)
  •  Constant motion (think about showering in a tiny little bathroom on 10ft seas, and I STILL haven't been seasick!)
  •  Never knowing where I'm going to be in 10 or 15 hours, let alone tomorrow or next weekend 
  • Odd-ball hours (Yesterday I waited for my offload all night, ate "breakfast" at 4:30 am, and then went back to my boat to sleep from 5-9 am and woke up to eat "lunch" and edit some data) 
  • There are no windows in the "house" part of the boat
  •  When its dark, its PITCH BLACK DARKNESS on the boat, in "town" and on the water 
  • Its light until 10pm but dawn isn't till 9am My "room" is a tiny bunk in a stateroom 
  • I share with the rest of the crew. (I mean tiny, I cant even stretch out my arms above my head while laying down, and I'm Short! ... But I can sit up so that's a plus)
  •  Food at the seafood plant is tasteless, at least its a change-up from greasy boat food, sometimes they even serve "tacos"
  •  I'm pretty sure everything smells like fish .. but i can't really tell, cause everything smells like fish 

Small things that actually drive me crazy in boat life:
  • There is NO crunchy peanut butter 
  • All the good seed/wheat/healthy bread is always gone 
  • I've been listening to the same 400 songs on my ipod since February
  •  I have yet to see whales from my boat/on the sea (but I did see a laysan albatross one day!) 

The only things I really miss are:
  •  Riding my bike Solid mexican food - Margaritas and Street tacos are all I want in life 
  • A nice glass of CA red wine 
  • Waking up to sunshine through the window And of course all my friends in CA :)

So yeah that's a little update, I've just been sampling, working and hanging out on my boat. We're on land about 40% of the time and out to sea the rest. Its not that bad, I read probably two books a week. Let me know if you have any book suggestions! I'll post again when I can, but I'll continue writing while I'm out here so you get the full story eventually!



This is what Dutch Harbor right now: (Not my photo, couldn't load my photos at this time, they'll be up as soon as I can manage it)